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My name is Josh Atwell and I've been working in the IT industry exclusively since 2004. I've received my VCAP-DCD, VCAP-DCA, VCP3,4 certifications. I am currently working as a VMware administrator for Cisco.

vTesseract is my personal presence for my thoughts, musings, and technical write-ups involving PowerShell, datacenter virtualization and other technologies I come across daily. The opinions and thoughts on this site are my own and are not endorsed or affiliated by my employer or anyone else. This is done on my own free time and all work is limited based on my time and available resources. Your comments, thoughts, opinions are welcome. Thanks for reading!

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Wed Jan 25

More #PoshFun - Join Us!

The popularity and fun I’ve been having with creating pseudo #powershell scripts has started to spread.  Not only am I writing more of them every day but I’m seeing many others as well.  Recently Cody Bunch and I spat a few back and forth and it looks like we’ve settled on the Twitter hashtag of #PoshFun for these little scripts.  I figured I might as well post some of the more recent ones.  I have a feeling I’ll be doing this periodically.  Since I want there to be a “learning” element to this I’ll try to find clever ways of demonstrating PowerShell functionality when I am able.  In the end I’m going to go where geek culture and humor take me.  I invite you to join in!  Post your #PoshFun in the comments and on twitter with the #PoshFun hashtag!

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Get-Rings | where{$_.rule -eq “all” -and $_.findthem -eq $true} | Bring-All | Bind-All -destination “Darkness”

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$thelove = (get-feeling).type

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Get-Dork | where{$_.name -match “Josh”}

Courtesy of my wife :)

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Get-Jungle “The” | Write-Host “Welcome to $_”

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Hey-Sister -Size “Little” | Get-One “Want” | Hey-Sister -Size “Little” | Write-Host “Shot gun!”

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 Get-Restaurant -Location (Get-Universe -Location “End”)

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 #BrownBag #PoshFun

if ( $vcp -ne 5) { Get-BrownBag -location “http://bit.ly/z3ugke” -time “7PM CST”}

From Cody Bunch

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$timetilbrownbag = (Get-Date “1/26/2012 1am”) - (Get-Date).ToUniversalTime()

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